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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that the Unions have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of the Unions without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against the Unions and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The Queen speaking in support of our campaign said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

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